OK, we all know that cows fart and burp methane, but now cows are being blamed for "18 percent of the world's greenhouse-gas emissions — more than planes, trains and automobiles combined."
KILL THE COWS! SAVE THE WORLD FROM GLOBAL WARMING!
Yeah, and we all die from the terminal shits from eating soy substitutes for milk. Oh, and if you read the article and watch the video, there are 'nutritional benifits' benefits to genetically re-engineering cows to save the world from global warming caused by cow farts and burps. When will this madness end?
Get ready folks - The ObamaChrist Regime will all force us to have 'personal methane reclamation devices' inserted into our anuses to save the planet from global warming, and then send us the bill to pay for it. I say we pipe our farts right into the air passages of all the EnviroNazis out there. Then we put a match to their faces when they exhale and watch them explode.
Now let me tell you what I really think about the Holy Church of the Global Warming worshipers - They need to get a life and leave the ass-end of cows alone.
Better yet - I have a perfect solution for global warming and carbon dioxide emissions and it would cost very little: we take all these global warming idiots and put plastic bags over their heads (to reduce CO2 emissions) and corks up their collective ass (to reduce methane emissions). The best benefit from this program would be the reduction of noise pollution as the result of their mass suffocation. It would add a new dimension to the old adage "silence is golden".
My advice to all the Global Warming idiots out there? They should osculate the posterior of a sneezing cow and have done with it.
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